| I love broccoli pizza! |
[Jun. 19th, 2006|11:24 am] |
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| | gloomy | ] | Pizza comes in all shapes and sizes:
Cheesy, cheeseless, extra cheese, thick crust, no crust, whole wheat, vegetable, square, round, and then there's bad pizza..
Bad pizza is when you burn the roof of your mouth on it and you swear never to eat pizza again yet you know in your heart that you will, again and again. Bad pizza is pizza eaten alone. Bad pizza is pizza eaten when you feel nothing at all. Bad pizza is when the crust isn't crusty and the cheese isn't cheesy. Bad pizza is when with every bite you realize that life has lost its meaning to you and the world will never be the same again. Because eating pizza without enjoyment is worse than not eating pizza at all. |
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